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Welcome to episode 59 of the “Jon & John Show.” Odo rejoins the belching boys. Who needs expensive toys when one has paper products. Sexism now in play on the Home and Garden TV channel. TV shows getting popular, making stars and future “who?” Are special interest groups ruining our country? Are we getting the technology of “Total Recall” today? Did Sean Connery turn down a role in the 4th Indy movie? Giving out an Oscar just because the actor died? How about we base it off of performance! Boycot Tom Cruise - such an ass. Raising ticket prices at movies, coupled with high fuel/food costs, may kill movie concession stand sales. Iran launches missles - was it 3 or 4? Nice photoshop work guys. Is the price of fuel really due to the “good ole boy club” trying to see who is highest billionaire? Bring back the good looking chicks in porn. Odo fore-playing John’s arm. Are doctors just prescribing us drugs to get kick back by pharm companies? How the heck are people paying for their meds without, and sometimes even with, health insurance? Increase in sell gold commercials - watch about gold about to take a dump. CompUSA returns from the dead, under Tiger Direct brand - much better store now. Can we have a voting option for “Neither” or “Restart”? Digg controlled by idiot users - duplicate posts on front page. All you suckas, go get your new iPhone this Friday. Go buy a motorcycle and help drive the price of gas down.

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